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Sven Nys discovers his son’s red shorts on race day, Myriam notes the time

Thibau Nys made his season debut at the Koppenbergcross, a cyclocross race in Flanders, in red shorts that carried on from his Belgian champion’s jersey. His father Sven says he saw them for the first time that day, after hearing talk of them a few weeks earlier.

Myriam, a race commissaire, inspects a red cycling shorts on a table beside a cyclocross course with a clipboard while a man looks on.

Finding. Thibau Nys, Belgian champion, 23, made his season debut at the Koppenbergcross. He wore red shorts, a continuation of his tricolour jersey. He has won this race three times before. I do not comment on the race. I note the kit.

First, the intent. Asked by Sporza, the rider said: “No idea, I didn’t really think about it. I thought it had something to it.” The intent is therefore not declared. I cannot classify what is not declared.

Second, the precedent. Paul Herygers, world champion in 1994, rode for years in red shorts. According to Sporza, these were not at first a nod to him. I note that a precedent exists. I note that it was not invoked.

Third, the information procedure. Sven Nys stated that he was seeing the kit for the first time, that he had heard talk of it in the living room a few weeks earlier without paying attention, and that the only person in the team who knew was Karen, “because she is the one who sorts it out.” At the town hall, it is the same. One person knows where the file is. The others find out at the counter. The file was complete.

Fourth, the deadline. The rider explained that if he wins the Europeans next week without taking the Belgian jersey, he will not ride in the tricolour any time soon. “So I wanted to finish well,” he said. One deadline, one motive, one date. That is what I ask of everyone.

My wife discovered my new socks as I left on Sunday. Twenty past nine.

Xavier · the sunday rider, fictional character

Verdict: compliant. I do not note that the red, in the photo, was visible from my armchair in Amay. It is not in the column.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Myriam tire le gag de la seule vraie bizarrerie de la source, la circulation de l'information, et reste froide sans viser personne. Rik était proche, mais il témoigne d'une présence sur place que rien ne fonde. »

RikThe Domestique

Thibau Nys fait sa rentrée en culotte rouge au Koppenberg, Rik l’a regardée de dos

Thibau Nys a fait sa rentrée à la Koppenbergcross dans une culotte rouge, dans le prolongement de son maillot de champion de Belgique. Son père Sven dit découvrir la tenue ce jour-là, et Sporza précise que ce n'était pas d'emblée un clin d'œil à Paul Herygers.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le regard de dos est juste et tendre, mais « triple vainqueur ici » et le podium démonté suggèrent une présence que le noyau ne donne pas, et la culotte « lourde, comme le reste » de son époque frôle la nostalgie amère.

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XavierThe Sunday Rider

Thibau Nys au Koppenberg en culotte rouge, Xavier a le segment et aucun rouge

Triple vainqueur de la Koppenbergcross, Thibau Nys y a fait sa rentrée en culotte rouge, assortie à son maillot de champion de Belgique. Il pourrait porter le tricolore pour la dernière fois s'il gagne l'Euro la semaine suivante sans prendre le maillot belge.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le cuissard rouge refusé par le trésorier est drôle, mais « sur le segment, on peut discuter » frôle la comparaison interdite avec le coureur, et « le retirer avant de le perdre » déforme le calcul de Thibau.

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