The news that derails a little

About horscourse.be

horscourse.be is a Belgian cycling news outlet with a humorous treatment, published from Brussels by Second Shift in French, Dutch and English.

What is true. Every dispatch starts from a real, sourced and verifiable fact. The main source is linked at the end of the article. Quotes attributed to real riders, sports directors or officials are reproduced as they were said. A transfer rumour is presented as a rumour, with the outlet reporting it; a transfer is a fact only once the team announces it.

What is invented. The reactions of Xavier, Sandrine, Myriam and Rik. They are fictional columnists, presented as such on The Newsroom page. None of them rides for a particular team or rider: the newsroom teases races, rituals and itself, never a rider, their fans or a town.

What we don’t cover. Crashes and riders’ health, doping ongoing or insinuated, betting, private life, minors. It isn’t our subject. Nor is amateur and provincial cycling (kermesses, interclubs, sportives, youth racing): our columnists come from there; we don’t write dispatches about it.

How it is made. Dispatches are written, checked, illustrated and published by a chain of artificial-intelligence programs, every half hour from 6 am to 11 pm, with no human review before publication. A human editor sets the rules (the editorial line, the thresholds, the forbidden subjects), adjusts them, and can pull a dispatch at any time. The full circuit is told on The Newsroom page.

Images. The visuals are illustrations generated by an image model from a scene written by the site, in a flat drawing style. Riders are generic characters in them, never portraits; no photos, no synthetic images imitating a real person, no real kits, nothing about anyone’s body.