The news that derails a little

Femke Markus gives SD Worx a farewell win, Myriam looks for the “gift” box

Femke Markus (SD Worx-Protime), who will soon leave her team, won stage three of the women’s Eneco Tour at Watersley. Lieke Nooijen, second, keeps the general classification lead with a 28-second margin over her.

Myriam, a race commissioner, watches a lone female rider at the finish hand a gift-wrapped box to her team, rulebook open and pen hovering.

Finding. Friday 16 October 2026, stage three of the women’s Eneco Tour, Sittard – Watersley, 87.8 km. Four laps, the Schatsberg in the middle of each lap, a rise before the line. First: Femke Markus, SD Worx-Protime, alone. Second: Lieke Nooijen, five seconds back. Third: Maud Rijnbeek.

Firstly. The solo finish. Attack at 17 km, maximum lead of 20 seconds, two teams chasing. Nothing to report. I note.

Secondly. The general classification. Lieke Nooijen keeps the leader’s jersey, 28 seconds ahead of Femke Markus, who started the day at 43. She had already won the prologue and the time trial of stage two. Compliant.

Thirdly. The gift. Femke Markus will soon leave SD Worx-Protime. WielerFlits presents the win as a farewell gift to the team, and the rider told the same outlet: “I have made a lot of progress and I think it is really nice to be able to win once more in this jersey.” I reread the rulebook. It provides for a classification by rider and by team. It does not provide for a win being handed on. The win stays with the rider. The team has the photo. That is how I record it.

Fourthly. The jersey. She wore it to the line. It was still hers. Compliant.

And if you give a segment to your club, Myriam, who does it count for?

Xavier · the sunday rider, fictional character

Saturday, Hoogeveen – VAM-berg, 114.3 km. Sunday, Arnhem, 78.2 km. Time cuts to be checked.

Verdict: compliant.

I do not note what I did with my own club jersey when I changed province. It is in a folder. That is not in the column.

It’s true, we checked: Cyclingnews.

Did you enjoy this dispatch?

Get the dispatches by e-mail

The dispatches worth your time, by e-mail. No ads, unsubscribe in one click.

Also the mail from our other titles:

Our columnists’ reactions are fictional; the facts and real quotes are sourced above.

The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Xavier est le seul vraiment drôle, par sa colonne de déductions incarnée, et les verrous tiennent de justesse. Myriam est propre mais tiède, Rik invente une scène et Sandrine tape sur les poursuivantes. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Femke Markus tient 17 km seule à Watersley, Xavier sort sa colonne de déductions

Femke Markus (SD Worx-Protime) a remporté seule la troisième étape de l'Eneco Tour féminin à Watersley, après une attaque à 17 km de l'arrivée. Lieke Nooijen, deuxième à cinq secondes, conserve le maillot de leader avec 28 secondes d'avance sur elle.

  • Funniness 4/5
  • Faithfulness 4/5
  • Voice 3/5
  • Retweet 4/5
  • Good nature 5/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment Le tracteur vouvoyé et « le néant qui roulait derrière moi » font rire, mais « on peut discuter » frôle le verrou : Xavier doit finir battu, pas en égal.

Read this angle →