The news that derails a little

A “Zeddam selection” page with no selection, Sandrine looks for the missing part

Belgian Cycling published an item on 26 October 2026 titled “National selections: cyclo-cross European Championships Zeddam”, whose text does not list the selection. The page points to other selections, in BMX, on the track and on the road.

Sandrine, a mechanic, holds a new bike frame with its tag but no rear wheel in a muddy cyclocross parking lot, a hose at her feet.

Belgian Cycling has put up a page called “National selections: cyclo-cross European Championships Zeddam”. I opened it on my phone, resting under the workshop stand, between two club bikes that still smelled of Sunday’s mud. Inside, no selection for Zeddam. Only related news items.

Where I work, that has a name. It is a bike delivered with the label, the box, the manual, and no rear wheel. Everything is there except the part that lets you ride.

So I did what I do with a box: I took out what was in it. In BMX, the Technical and Sporting Commission confirmed national coach Chris Jacobs’s picks for Chongli: Aiko Gommers and Valerie Vossen among the women, Ruben Gommers, Wannes Magdelijns and Thibaut Stoffels among the men. For the track Worlds in Shanghai, Tim Carswell and Theo Bos took Lotte Kopecky in the endurance events. For the Europeans on the road in Ljubljana, Sander De Pestel replaces Rune Herregodts in the time trial. Those are parts fitted, tightened, ready.

Cross, though, is hose-pipe season. It is exactly the page I was waiting for, mind you. I am not saying something serious is missing. I am saying you can’t put a frame with no wheel in a cross car park.

I classify the page. I do not classify what is not on it.

Myriam · the commissaire, fictional character

The diagnosis is simple: the title is assembled, the content stayed in the workshop. It happens. I once handed a bike back to the club on a Saturday with the left pedal in my pocket.

While we wait for the names, I’m going to clean the cassettes on the three cross bikes. That way, when the list arrives, at least on our side the drivetrain will be ready. Alright?

It’s true, we checked: Belgian Cycling.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Sandrine transforme un fait mince en image d'atelier et rit d'elle-même, sans viser la Fédé comme institution. Rik dérape dans la nostalgie, et Xavier invente une lecture impossible à la date du noyau. »

MyriamThe Commissaire

Belgian Cycling annonce la sélection de Zeddam sans les noms, Myriam ouvre un PV vide

Le 26 octobre 2026, Belgian Cycling a publié une actualité intitulée « Sélections nationales : CE cyclo-cross Zeddam ». La page ne détaille pas la sélection et ne contient que des actualités liées, dont celles du BMX, de la piste et de l'Europe sur route.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le PV froid tient la voix, mais la liste des trois sélections étouffe le seul gag, l'enveloppe « documents joints » qui arrive trop tard.

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RikThe Domestique

Belgian Cycling titre sur Zeddam sans les noms, Rik lit d’abord les actualités liées

Le 26 octobre 2026, Belgian Cycling a publié une actualité « Sélections nationales : CE cyclo-cross Zeddam » sans détailler la sélection. La page affiche des actualités liées : BMX à Chongli, Mondiaux piste à Shanghai avec Lotte Kopecky, et un remplacement aux Europe sur route.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les noms du bas de page lus comme le gruppetto, c'est juste, mais le téléphone chez le voisin « dans le temps » est la nostalgie et la comparaison d'époque que sa fiche interdit, même avec « je ne compare pas ».

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