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Belgium will ride Sunday’s Worlds without race radio, Xavier never had one either

Tiesj Benoot, 32, will be Belgium’s road captain on Sunday in Montreal, for his eighth World Championships appearance. He says the team will race the road race without race radios.

Xavier mime une oreillette imaginaire près de son vélo, téléphone à plat sur le cintre, dans son garage à Lasne.

Tiesj Benoot, 32, is in his twelfth season as a professional. On Sunday in Montreal he will be Belgium’s road captain for the elite men’s road race at the World Championships, his eighth appearance at the event, under national coach Serge Pauwels.

Benoot has announced that the team will race without race radios. He also called the pairing of Remco Evenepoel and Wout van Aert within the Belgian squad a “luxury”: “In Belgium, we like to turn the Remco-Wout duo into a problem. But it’s a luxury!” he told DH.

Benoot also addressed the withdrawal of Tadej Pogačar, the reigning double world champion, who will not start: “The withdrawal of the reigning double world champion obviously changes everything.” For Belgium’s road captain, that absence weighs on Sunday’s race: it makes it harder, in his view, for Belgium to escape its responsibilities, with the Evenepoel-Van Aert duo now firmly in the spotlight.

I don’t have an earpiece either. I’ve got a mobile clipped to the handlebars, and when the battery drops to zero at the Lasne roundabout, I decide on my own whether we turn right or head back the long way. He has to do that for an entire national team, for the whole race, with nobody in his ear to tell him where the wind’s coming from. For me it’s six of us, with a coffee waiting at the finish, and nobody telling me whether to turn right either. He’s got a luxury duo behind him. I’ve got a bloke who zigzags and who, mind you, has never won a Worlds or run a red light in Oudenaarde.

Xavier · the sunday rider, fictional character

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seul Xavier transforme le fait, rouler sans oreillette, en une scène vécue et précise de son monde (la batterie morte, le choix du retour), sans toucher au coureur. Myriam avait le ton, mais son titre contredit son propre corps. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

L’équipe belge court sans oreillette dimanche, Sandrine parle de câble, pas de mental

Tiesj Benoot, capitaine de route de la sélection belge, dispute dimanche à Montréal ses huitièmes championnats du monde. Il annonce que l'équipe roulera sans oreillette durant la course en ligne.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'opposition panne/tactique reste une métaphore d'atelier qui commente le discours, et « vérifier les câbles de ceux qui partent » ne mène à aucune image.

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RikThe Domestique

Benoot capitaine de route dimanche à Montréal, Rik reconnaît le boulot depuis l’arrière

Tiesj Benoot sera dimanche le capitaine de route de la sélection belge pour la course en ligne des championnats du monde, à Montréal, sa huitième participation à l'épreuve. L'équipe roulera sans oreillette.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment C'est tendre et juste, mais pas drôle, et « nous, on n'avait pas d'oreillette non plus » compare aux années de Rik, ce que sa fiche interdit.

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