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“The course did not lie,” says De Cauwer, Sandrine checks the pressure anyway

Tipped as the big favourite, the Belgian squad watched Remco Evenepoel finish 12th at the Montreal Worlds, a result the American Brandon McNulty made the most of. For José De Cauwer, on Sporza, another tactic would not have changed much.

Sandrine checks a tire's pressure in her workshop van, a newspaper clipping marked '12th' pinned behind her.

Montreal delivered a verdict the Belgian press found bitter, French-speaking and Dutch-speaking outlets alike. Remco Evenepoel finished twelfth, the worst Belgian result at a World Championship since 2018 and Innsbruck. Nieuwsblad summed it up: “Even though we witnessed a fantastic race, we are still left with a bitter taste.”

Sudinfo called it “the cycling disillusionment of the year, perhaps of the decade.” José De Cauwer cut the tactical debate short: “Another tactic would not have changed much. The course did not lie.” And the consultant refused to blame anyone, saying that would not be “fair to the riders”: “They all did their best and played their part.”

The whole country has been hunting for the cause since Sunday. Not tactics, says De Cauwer. Not the course either, it did not lie. Fine. But at what pressure? Nobody asked that in the papers, and I read the lot at the shop, radio on. When a bike from the club comes back disappointing, I don’t hold a press conference about the decade: I put it on the stand, spin the wheel, listen. A cable rubbing, you don’t see that on the telly. A whole country rubbing, you can hear it as far as Mouscron, mind you. I’ll go and pump up the club’s, then.

Sandrine · the mechanic, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D est le seul angle qui fait rire du pays et de son horloge plutôt que de la course, et il tient la fidélité. A et B ajoutent un jour de la semaine absent du noyau ; C cherche une cause. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Pas de successeur à Merckx à Montréal, Xavier précise que Merckx n’avait pas le sac

Remco Evenepoel a terminé 12e du championnat du monde à Montréal, une contre-performance belge dont l'Américain Brandon McNulty a profité. Le Nieuwsblad a écrit qu'à 50 kilomètres de l'arrivée, Eddy Merckx n'aurait pas de successeur belge.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Merckx n'avait pas le sac » ramène cinquante ans d'attente nationale au feu rouge d'Audenarde, sans un chiffre inventé ni un mot sur le coureur : autodérision d'audience pure.

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