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Evenepoel would ride every championship if he could, Myriam opens the calendar

Ahead of Sunday’s European Championships road race in Ljubljana, Remco Evenepoel said he would take part in every championship if he could. The Euros fall a week after the Worlds, and the Tour of Lombardy is on 10 October.

Myriam, commissaire, déroule un long calendrier sur son bureau, ne garde que trois dates entourées et pose un tampon "Conforme".

Finding. Remco Evenepoel told DH: “If I could, I would take part in every championship because I love representing my country. For me, it is completely normal.” I reread the sentence. It begins with a condition. I treat it as one.

Firstly. The European Championships take place a week after the World Championships. The Tour of Lombardy, on 10 October. Three dates in two weeks. The calendar does not provide for every championship. It provides for these ones.

Secondly. Only 19 members of the UCI top 100 will take part in the road race. I note the figure. I do not note the absentees. An absentee has no race number, so there is nothing non-compliant about him.

Thirdly. The European road race title is the only championship title he has not yet won. He tells Sudinfo he has it in his sights. A line of sight is not a finish line. First the line. Then the arms.

Fourthly. He arrived in Ljubljana on Friday in the early evening, ahead of Sunday’s race. The national coach, Serge Pauwels, says the team will ride the local circuit in reconnaissance on Saturday. The order of operations is respected.

Every championship? I did the Tour of Flanders sportive three times. We can talk.

Xavier · the sunday rider, fictional character

He says representing his country is completely normal. The rulebook does not provide for joy. It provides for selection, and he is selected.

Compliant.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Myriam est la seule à faire naître chaque gag d'une pièce exacte du fait, la condition de la phrase, les dates et le chiffre des absents, sans rien ajouter. Rik avait le meilleur regard mais il tombe sur un lieu inventé dans le titre. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Evenepoel a roulé 182 kilomètres jeudi avant l’Euro, Xavier sort sa colonne de déductions

Remco Evenepoel est arrivé à Ljubljana vendredi 2 octobre en début de soirée, avant la course en ligne des Championnats d'Europe de dimanche. Il a fait deux entraînements légers d'une cinquantaine de kilomètres, mardi et vendredi matin, et une sortie de 182 kilomètres jeudi.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le jeudi où Xavier travaille et le tracteur vouvoyé font sourire, mais la semaine « comparable » s'étire en revue de sa vie sans vraie chute.

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SandrineThe Mechanic

Evenepoel veut effacer la déception des Mondiaux, Sandrine cherche le câble qui frotte

Remco Evenepoel, déçu de sa course en ligne aux Mondiaux au Canada, vise dimanche à Ljubljana le titre européen, seul titre en championnat qui lui manque. Il évoque un surplus de motivation.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La déception comme câble qui frotte et la semaine comme délai de livraison d'une gaine sont justes, mais la radio de l'atelier est inventée et la fin « Ça va ? » retombe à plat.

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