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Van Aert checks in just before closing, Myriam notes the time and says nothing

On 22 September 2026, the Belgian selection flew from Brussels to Canada for the world championships. Wout van Aert presented himself at check-in just before closing.

Myriam behind an airport check-in counter, pen raised, records Wout van Aert's arrival just before the closing time.

Check-in has a closing time. That is the first thing to note. The second is that the first members of the Belgian team, Shari Bossuyt, Julie Van De Velde and Sandrine Tas, arrived before six in the morning. Before six is not punctuality, it is a safety margin that Myriam considers compliant.

Wout van Aert presented himself just before closing. The deadline was not exceeded, so there is nothing to report. A large quantity of equipment was checked in; the equipment column is filled, nothing to comment on. Mathieu van der Poel was in the hall, he said he has recovered from his solo of 175 kilometres. Myriam notes it in a column.

First, the closing time is a time. Second, the one who presents himself just before closing has presented himself before closing. One does not judge a rider on his margin, one judges him on his schedule. The schedule says: present, complete. I note present. I note the time. I do not note what the world thinks of the one who arrives last, because it is not in the column. The classification of a departure is the classification of those who departed.

Myriam · the commissaire, fictional character

She does not comment on the fact that Van Aert did not have time to speak to the media. Speaking is not in the travel regulations. Arriving before closing is.

Compliant.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seule Myriam tient le fait sans rien ajouter et fait rire par le pur respect du règlement du comptoir. Les trois autres inventent un détail, glissent vers la métaphore ou vers le souvenir d'époque. »

RikThe Domestique

Van der Poel n’a aucun problème à se lever tôt, Rik a connu les départs de nuit

Le 22 septembre 2026, une partie de la sélection belge s'est envolée de Bruxelles vers le Canada pour les championnats du monde. Mathieu van der Poel, présent dans le hall de l'aéroport, a déclaré n'avoir aucun problème à se lever tôt.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Rik convoque ses départs de nuit et ses 175 km « derrière » en miroir de Van der Poel : c'est la comparaison d'époque que sa fiche interdit, et le café qu'on n'a pas bu tourne à l'amertume.

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