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Belgium declares one leader and no plan B, Myriam files the empty box

National coach Serge Pauwels told VTM NIEUWS that Belgium has only one leader, Remco Evenepoel, for the elite men’s race at the Euros this Sunday in Slovenia, and no plan B. He says the race is tactically less complex than the Worlds.

Myriam at her municipal desk stamps a form with one box left empty, next to a box filled with a drawn cyclist.

Statement. The Belgian national coach told VTM NIEUWS: “We have no plan B.” He added that the team starts from one kopman (leader) and that the tactics assume the kopman is super. The kopman is Remco Evenepoel. He starts on Sunday.

First. Plan A has a name on it. It is legible. I note.

Second. Plan B has nothing in it. An empty box is not a fault. At the town hall, I receive forms every week with an empty box. I do not refuse them. I check that the box was optional.

Third. The coach also describes the race: relatively short, tactically less complex than the Worlds, competition slightly more limited. Tadej Pogacar does not start. These are observations about the race. They do not belong in the motivation box. I do not copy them there. I file them separately.

Fourth. The day before, the team reconnoitred seventy-six kilometres, including the Sencur circuit. Attached to the file.

One point remains that the rulebook does not cover. “Super” is not a word in the rulebook. I cannot measure it. A sock, yes. The line, yes. Super, no. I enter it in the observations column, which has no effect.

Myriam, at the back we have always had a plan B. It is called the time cut.

Rik · the domestique, fictional character

Verdict on the route sheet: compliant. What I think of an empty box the day before a championship, I do not note.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Myriam transforme l'aveu « pas de plan B » en formulaire administratif et trouve le seul mot non mesurable, sans jamais juger Pauwels ni Evenepoel. Rik avait l'angle le plus tendre, mais un chiffre inventé dans le titre le disqualifie. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Pauwels n’a pas de plan B pour l’Euro, Sandrine cherche la roue de secours

Serge Pauwels, sélectionneur belge, a déclaré à VTM NIEUWS que la Belgique part avec un seul leader, Remco Evenepoel, et qu'elle n'a pas de plan B. Evenepoel est au départ de la course des élites hommes ce dimanche en Slovénie.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La roue de secours « qui ne sert presque jamais, c'est pour ça qu'on l'emporte » porte la dépêche, puis la chute « Ça va ? » s'essouffle.

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XavierThe Sunday Rider

Pauwels mise tout sur Evenepoel sans plan B, Xavier n’en a jamais eu à 9 h 20

Serge Pauwels a déclaré à VTM NIEUWS que la Belgique part à l'Euro en Slovénie avec un seul leader, Remco Evenepoel, et sans plan B. La veille de la course de dimanche, la sélection a reconnu 76 kilomètres autour de Sencur.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le plan A sous la drache est drôle, mais la reconnaissance avec le sac frôle la comparaison avec les pros et « il a drache » sonne comme une coquille.

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