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Slovakia sends its soigneur to the Worlds, Rik knows the way to the bidons

Robbed of its three selected riders, who pulled out at the last minute, the Slovak federation will send Vladimir Kovacik, 28, a soigneur and former rider, to the men’s elite road race at the world championships in Montreal on Sunday.

A soigneur wearing a national jersey stands at the back of the start line while Rik watches approvingly nearby.

Lukas Kubis, Matthias Schwarzbacher and Martin Svrcek will not start on Sunday in Montreal. They pulled out at the last minute. The Slovak cycling federation announced it on social media on Friday: a member of staff will race in their place.

That staff member is Vladimir Kovacik. He is 28, works as a soigneur, and has not raced at UCI level since 2017. The federation explains that a minimal Slovak presence in the elite category matters for the rankings and for the allocation of start places at the World Championships, the European Championships and the Olympics. It cites UCI rules and the fact that the race is held in Canada: fielding a member of the delegation was, in its words, “the only solution”.

It adds that such a solution “is not ideal” and that the decision was not taken “lightly”, but that it is necessary to preserve start places for its young riders, among them Viktoria Chladonova, 19, freshly crowned world champion in the under-23 women’s race.

A soigneur is the one who knows the musette before anyone else. He knows what is in it, he knows which bend it gets handed over at, he knows who misses it. On Sunday he will be receiving one instead of handing it out, and that is not something you learn in any school. In my day the soigneur stayed at the feed zone with the bags, and we rode past him without a look, because we were counting the kilometres. He was counting us. At the front, I couldn’t tell you what he’ll do. At the back, I can tell you he’ll have someone handing him a bidon, and that it’ll be the first time he finds out what it’s worth. A bidon has to be earned. His own, he prepared himself.

Rik · the domestique, fictional character

The men’s elite road race takes place on Sunday in Montreal.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Rik regarde le fait depuis le seul endroit où il est drôle sans blesser personne : le ravitaillement, que Kovacik connaît mieux que tout le peloton. Sandrine tient aussi, mais sa réaction invente un état du vélo qu'aucune source ne donne. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Un soigneur slovaque prend le départ des Mondiaux, Sandrine veut voir son vélo

Après le forfait de dernière minute de Lukas Kubis, Matthias Schwarzbacher et Martin Svrcek, la fédération slovaque a désigné Vladimir Kovacik, soigneur de 28 ans, pour courir dimanche la course en ligne élites des Mondiaux à Montréal.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le soigneur debout au pied d'atelier « qui pour une fois ne masse personne » et les clés de la camionnette font rire, mais le vélo « réglé pour qui ? » spécule sur le matériel d'un homme réel.

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MyriamThe Commissaire

La Slovaquie inscrit son soigneur aux Mondiaux, Myriam relit la liste des partants

La fédération slovaque a désigné vendredi Vladimir Kovacik, soigneur de 28 ans et ancien coureur, pour disputer la course en ligne élites des Mondiaux à Montréal, à la place de trois sélectionnés qui ont annulé au dernier moment.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le PV est propre, mais « je ne note pas ce que je pense de quelqu'un qui passe du ravitaillement à la ligne en deux jours » laisse entendre un jugement que Myriam feint de retenir.

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XavierThe Sunday Rider

Un soigneur slovaque court les Mondiaux, Xavier attend encore l’appel de la Fédé

Vladimir Kovacik, 28 ans, soigneur de la délégation slovaque et ancien coureur sans course UCI depuis 2017, disputera dimanche à Montréal la course en ligne élites, après le forfait de trois sélectionnés.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'homme à Lasne avec sa jatte et son GSM chargé est bien vu, mais « c'est prouvé : on prend celui qui est déjà sur place » réduit Kovacik à un bouche-trou et la dernière phrase du café tombe à plat.

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