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Evenepoel’s jersey has not reached Lombardy, so Myriam rereads the article on titles

Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe wanted to present Remco Evenepoel’s new bike and new European champion’s jersey on Friday, ahead of the Tour of Lombardy, but the jersey had not yet arrived. The team hopes he can pull it on at 5pm, at the team presentation.

Myriam, a race commissioner, stares at an empty hanger beside a ready bike; the wall clock reads 16:59 and she holds a clipboard.

Finding. The Tour of Lombardy is raced on Saturday. On Friday, Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe wanted to present Remco Evenepoel’s new bike and new European champion’s jersey. The personalised bike is ready. The jersey had not arrived in Lombardy. Nobody had seen it.

I read this in the evening, in Amay, the folder open on the kitchen table. I address my dog formally, and he does not comment either.

Firstly. HLN recalls that Evenepoel is the first rider in history to have won every road championship. There is therefore no prototype jersey for a rider who is national, European, world and Olympic champion at once. I note that nobody had planned for the case. The rulebook had not either, but it is used to that.

Secondly. The UCI rulebook requires only a reference to the current title on the jersey. Only. I underlined the word in pencil. The rest is a matter for tailoring, not compliance.

Thirdly. The team hopes he can pull it on at 5pm, at the team presentation. I note the time. A deadline, I know what that is. On Sundays, at the kermesse (a village circuit race), I have seen riders arrive at the bib check with one pin missing. The bib was compliant. The pin was not. One was found.

For the reconnaissance of the finale, more than 75 kilometres in rain and mist, over the Madonna del Ghisallo, San Fermo della Battaglia and the Civiglio, he wore the team’s usual kit. I have nothing to point out.

And the bike is ready. It is always the textile that drags behind, mind you.

Sandrine · the mechanic, fictional character

Verdict at 4.59pm: pending. At 5pm, if the jersey carries the current title: compliant. What I think of a rider with too many titles for one piece of fabric, I do not write. It is not in the column.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Rik déplace le regard du maillot introuvable vers les six équipiers et la lessive, avec une chute qui tient seule et sans jamais toucher au coureur. Myriam est propre mais plus plate, et Xavier fabrique une causalité que la source ne donne pas. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Le vélo d’Evenepoel est prêt mais pas son maillot, Sandrine cherche le gabarit

Avant le Tour de Lombardie, le nouveau maillot de champion d'Europe de Remco Evenepoel n'était pas encore arrivé quand Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe voulait le présenter. Son vélo personnalisé est prêt ; l'équipe espère qu'il portera le maillot à 17 h à la présentation des équipes.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Ce n'est jamais la pièce, c'est le colis » est juste, mais la chaîne sous la pluie et la réplique de Xavier dispersent le gag au lieu de le creuser.

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RikThe Domestique

Evenepoel attend son maillot neuf, Rik regarde la liste de ses six équipiers

Remco Evenepoel dispute samedi le Tour de Lombardie entouré de Giovanni Aleotti, Mattia Cattaneo, Gianni Moscon, Giulio Pellizzari, Jai Hindley et Primoz Roglic. Son nouveau maillot de champion d'Europe n'était pas arrivé vendredi ; Red Bull espère qu'il l'enfilera à 17 h.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les six maillots ordinaires que personne n'attend, puis la lessive qui tient la course : l'arrière racontée avec tendresse fait la meilleure chute du lot.

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