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Jarno Widar says he is “still Jarno Widar”, Myriam checks his identity

Jarno Widar (Lotto-Intermarché), 20, won Tuesday’s Tre Valli Varesine ahead of Tom Pidcock, Matteo Jorgenson and Quinn Simmons, his first professional win. Ahead of the Tour of Lombardy, where he is billed as an outsider, he tells HLN that nothing has changed for him.

Myriam at a municipal counter, stamp raised, inspects the ID card held out by a young cyclist holding a winner's bouquet.

Finding. On Tuesday, in Varese, Jarno Widar, 20, won the Tre Valli Varesine. First professional win. Behind him, in an order I am not required to comment on: Tom Pidcock, Matteo Jorgenson, Quinn Simmons.

Firstly, the sprint. He left the other three about five metres behind, then passed them from the back, at very high speed. Kurt Van de Wouwer, sports manager at Lotto-Intermarché, called the sprint “by the book”. I reread the book. It does not provide for the manner. It provides for the line, and the line was crossed in order. Compliant.

Secondly, the statement. “But for me, nothing has changed. I am still Jarno Widar,” he told HLN. During the week, at the town hall, I issue identity cards. I am often presented with someone who claims to be still the same person. I compare the name, the date of birth, the photograph. Here, the name matches. Twenty years of age matches as well. I have no photograph, so I do not rule on the photograph.

Thirdly, what comes next. He is billed as one of the outsiders for the Tour of Lombardy. He describes the Civiglio as four kilometres of climbing at ten per cent. He adds: “Twelve minutes of very fast climbing is still something different from a sprint like that.” I note that a rider of twenty tells apart two articles of the rulebook himself. That is rare in a folder.

His manager says he sprints “as if he has been doing it for twenty years”. I note that he is twenty. I do not do the arithmetic.

Verdict: compliant.

I do not note what I thought when I read the five metres.

It’s true, we checked: HLN.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Myriam tient la voix froide d'un bout à l'autre et fait rire du rituel de la vérification sans jamais toucher au coureur. Les autres glissent : Xavier frôle la comparaison interdite, Sandrine s'essouffle, Rik invente. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Widar décrit le Civiglio à dix pour cent, Xavier sort sa colonne de déductions

Vainqueur mardi de la Tre Valli Varesine, sa première victoire professionnelle, Jarno Widar (Lotto-Intermarché), 20 ans, est présenté comme un outsider du Tour de Lombardie. Il décrit le Civiglio comme quatre kilomètres de montée à dix pour cent.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La colonne de déductions fait rire, mais elle rapproche Xavier du temps d'un pro à trois minutes et demie, et accroche au Civiglio des « douze minutes » que la source ne relie pas.

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SandrineThe Mechanic

Widar promet de ne « pas paniquer » au dernier kilomètre, Sandrine vérifie le câble

Jarno Widar (Lotto-Intermarché), 20 ans, a remporté mardi la Tre Valli Varesine au sprint, sa première victoire professionnelle. Il dit à HLN avoir désormais la confiance nécessaire pour finir ce genre de course, après une saison qu'il qualifie de difficile.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le câble neuf dans une gaine propre est juste, mais la métaphore s'étire sans surprise et « vingt ans de réglage. Ça va ? » tombe à plat.

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