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86 race days for Veistroffer, Sandrine mostly thinks about the chain on his bike

French rider Baptiste Veistroffer, 26, started more races than anyone in 2026: 86 days of competition, from the Tour Down Under on 20 January to the Tour de Guangxi on 18 October. He now heads off for 21 days of bikepacking in Cambodia and Vietnam.

Sandrine, a mechanic, inspects an absurdly long bike chain draped over her workbench, with a calendar pinned on the wall behind her.}

Eighty-six race days. Baptiste Veistroffer, at Lotto-Intermarché, took more starts than anyone this season. Second is his teammate Liam Slock, with 83. I read it in the Belgian paper DH, on the workbench, between a cassette and a cold coffee.

People see a record. I see a chain. From 20 January in Australia to 18 October in China. Thirty days in Asia. The Tour de France in the middle. I do not have his bike in front of me, but over eighty-six days a drivetrain feels every one of them. That’s a derailleur problem, and it follows him everywhere.

He tells the DH he almost always said yes when the staff suggested adding a race, because he likes nothing better than racing. I get that. At the club there’s one like that. He says yes to everything, and it’s always his bike I degrease on Monday.

And he adds that the total leaves out some kermesses (village circuit races) he rode in Belgium. So there are extra chain days that are not on the calendar. I count them. The chain does not look at the international calendar, mind you.

The best part is the holiday. Twenty-one days of bikepacking in Cambodia and Vietnam, around 2,500 kilometres. More chain days that will count nowhere. Fine. But at what pressure? Loaded up, you do not pump up like for the Tour.

Holiday days do not appear in the classification. I note that they appear in your workshop.

Myriam · the commissaire, fictional character

I’ll go and check the club’s chains, then. Some of them have done fewer than 86 days and are already at the end.

It’s true, we checked: DH Les Sports+.

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XavierThe Sunday Rider

Veistroffer court 86 jours et part en vacances à vélo, Xavier respecte enfin un sac à dos

Baptiste Veistroffer (Lotto-Intermarché) a disputé 86 jours de compétition en 2026, le total le plus élevé de la saison, devant son équipier Liam Slock (83). Pour ses vacances, le Français de 26 ans prévoit 21 jours de bikepacking au Cambodge et au Vietnam, environ 2 500 kilomètres.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le sac de Xavier devenu équipement professionnel fait sourire, mais le bikepacking se fait en sacoches, pas en sac à dos, donc le titre glisse sur l'objet même du gag.

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RikThe Domestique

Veistroffer disait presque toujours oui au staff, Rik connaît bien ce métier de 86 jours

Le Français Baptiste Veistroffer (Lotto-Intermarché) a disputé 86 jours de compétition en 2026, plus que tout autre coureur. Il explique à la DH qu'il acceptait presque toujours les courses que le staff lui proposait d'ajouter, et rêve de lever les bras sur le Tour de France.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le bidon qu'il se tend lui-même est joli, mais Rik compare à sa voiture du « début des années nonante », formule d'époque interdite chez lui et dangereuse partout.

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