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Dylan Teuns swaps the bike for winter wheat, Rik sees a field worked from behind

After twelve seasons and no new team at the top level, Dylan Teuns ended his career on 29 October 2026. Winner of the Flèche Wallonne and the Tour of Poland, he now handles all the work on his farm, where he is sowing winter wheat.

Rik stands at the edge of a freshly sown winter wheat field with a bottle and a coffee, beside a tractor with a road bike leaning on it.

Dylan Teuns is stopping at thirty-four, after twelve seasons. On television they will show the Flèche Wallonne again, the Mur de Huy, Valverde behind him, and that is normal, it is his best win, he says so himself. They will show the Tour of Poland too, the two Tour de France stages. At the front, I couldn’t tell you. What I look at is the day after.

The day after, 30 October, he went out for a ride. The day before he stops; the day after he rides. How it went around him, I wasn’t there, I won’t tell you. With us, after the last season, that is mostly what I remember: you look for the team car in the mirror, and there is only the road. The first bidon I filled myself, at the kitchen tap, was a strange bidon. A bidon has to be earned, even that one.

He told Sporza he still had options, but not at the level he was aiming for, and that it was a shame. You say these things calmly. Then you move on: “We are busy sowing winter wheat right now.”

Winter wheat, I know a little, there is plenty of it around Ronse. You sow it when everyone is looking elsewhere, you leave it under the frost, and nobody films it until summer. Winter wheat is a domestique. It works once the camera has gone.

He added, laughing, that he did not plan to do much manual work and that he preferred to do as much as possible by machine. Well. De koers, the race, as they say in Flanders, you finish on the big ring too, when you can.

Machine, fine. But somebody oils the chain, mind you.

Sandrine · the mechanic, fictional character

I read all this in the bar at a cyclocross, a coffee between my hands, the race already over and the barriers being taken down. A hundred and twelfth in the Ronde (the Tour of Flanders). Inside the time limit, and never a field of my own. He has one. I had another coffee.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Rik est le seul à trouver dans le blé d'hiver une image qui ramène toute une carrière d'équipier au bord de la route, sans amertume ni comparaison. Sandrine suit de près, mais sa chute retombe et elle affirme un achat qui n'a pas eu lieu. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Dylan Teuns arrête et sème du blé d’hiver, Xavier ressort son segment du Mur de Huy

Dylan Teuns, 34 ans, a mis fin à sa carrière le 29 octobre 2026 après douze saisons, faute de nouvelle équipe au plus haut niveau. Il reprend une exploitation agricole dont il est en grande partie propriétaire et considère la Flèche wallonne, gagnée sur le Mur de Huy devant Alejandro Valverde, comme sa plus belle victoire.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le tracteur vouvoyé fait sourire, mais « retirez le sac… on peut discuter » glisse vers le Xavier qui se mesure au vainqueur de la Flèche, exactement le verrou interdit.

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MyriamThe Commissaire

Dylan Teuns raccroche et roule le lendemain, Myriam ouvre une colonne sans case

Dylan Teuns, 34 ans, a annoncé la fin de sa carrière le 29 octobre 2026 après douze saisons. Le lendemain, le vainqueur de la Flèche wallonne et de deux étapes du Tour de France est sorti à vélo. Sur son exploitation agricole, il sème actuellement du blé d'hiver.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La colonne vide pour la sortie du lendemain est une bonne idée, noyée sous un « je ne précise pas l'année » obscur et une chute à la commune qu'on ne comprend pas ; le chapô invente « entre deux semis ».

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