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Lorenzo Finn turns pro in 2027, Myriam checks the categories were taken in order

Lorenzo Finn, junior world champion in 2024 and under-23 world champion in 2025, joins Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe in the WorldTour for 2027. At 19, he has already made his elite world championships debut, in late September.

Myriam stamps a young rider's licence at a finish-line desk, with three category signs lined up neatly in order.

Finding. Lorenzo Finn joins Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe, a WorldTour team, in 2027. He is 19.

I read the record back in order. First, junior world champion in 2024. Second, under-23 world champion in 2025. Third, this year, the Giro Next Gen and the Tour de l’Avenir. Fourth, debut at the elite world championships in late September. The categories are taken in order. None is skipped. That is compliant.

Zak Dempster, the team’s Chief of Sports, says Finn is the first rider to have come through the team’s development pathway from the junior ranks. First. I note that there is therefore a register, and that this register begins today. A register that begins is a blank page with a single line on it. I keep several at the town hall.

The rider told WielerFlits: “Becoming a professional cyclist is a dream that will now come true.” The rulebook does not provide for dreams. It provides for a team and a date. The team is Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe. The date is 2027. The dream now has both. That is all I ask of it.

He hopes to ride the Giro d’Italia or the Vuelta a España in his first full season. He has not yet discussed it with the team. I note an application not filed. An application not filed is neither accepted nor refused. It is pending.

When I turned pro, the first thing they asked me was whether I knew how to hand up a bidon.

Rik · the domestique, fictional character

He also says he has no particular expectations for his first year as a pro. An absence of expectations cannot be measured. I do not measure it.

Verdict: compliant. I do not comment on age. I note the date of birth when it is presented to me, and it has not been presented to me.

It’s true, we checked: WielerFlits.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Myriam transforme chaque phrase de la source en pièce administrative, et c'est le décalage le plus net et le plus sûr. Xavier tient la route, mais son parallèle se devine dès le titre. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Lorenzo Finn vise le Giro ou la Vuelta sans en avoir parlé, Xavier connaît la méthode

Lorenzo Finn, 19 ans, rejoint l'équipe WorldTour Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe en 2027. Vainqueur cette année du Giro Next Gen et du Tour de l'Avenir, il espère disputer le Giro d'Italia ou la Vuelta a España dès sa première saison complète, sans en avoir encore parlé avec l'équipe.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le parallèle de la demande jamais formulée est juste et reconnaissable, et « je roule pour le plaisir, et je regarde le compteur » fait mouche, mais la sortie Lasne-Grammont s'étire et la chute au café reste molle.

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SandrineThe Mechanic

Red Bull-BORA forme Finn depuis les juniors, Sandrine reconnaît un vélo monté maison

Selon Zak Dempster, Chief of Sports de Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe, Lorenzo Finn est le premier coureur à avoir suivi tout le parcours de formation de l'équipe depuis les juniors. Le coureur de 19 ans passe en WorldTour en 2027.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le vélo monté maison est une bonne traduction d'atelier, mais assimiler le coureur à un cadre nu frôle l'objet, et « avec quelle pression ? » laisse planer une ambiguïté sur un jeune de 19 ans.

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RikThe Domestique

Red Bull-BORA forme Finn depuis les juniors, Rik se demande qui lui apprend les bidons

Lorenzo Finn, 19 ans, vainqueur du Giro Next Gen et du Tour de l'Avenir, rejoint Red Bull-BORA-hansgrohe en 2027. Pour Zak Dempster, Chief of Sports de l'équipe, il est le premier coureur à avoir suivi le parcours de formation maison depuis les juniors.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « chez nous… personne ne l'appelait concept » compare à son époque avec une pointe d'amertume, et « ce qu'il y a dedans qu'on ne raconte pas » sonne comme un soupçon.

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