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Evenepoel wins European title on a photo finish, Xavier replays the Lasne sign sprint

Remco Evenepoel won the men’s elite European road race on Sunday between Ljubljana and Sencur, in Slovenia, in a two-man sprint ahead of Italy’s Giulio Ciccone, the pair separated by the photo finish. Christian Scaroni completes the podium at 59 seconds, according to the unofficial classification.

Xavier points at a phone propped on a low wall showing only a hedge, while a clubmate raises his arms by a village sign.

Remco Evenepoel is European champion. A two-man sprint against Giulio Ciccone, and it took the photo finish to separate them. Ciccone launched from far out, Remco was distanced at first, then came back at the end. Same time for both: 4:16:37, according to the unofficial classification. Christian Scaroni third, at 59 seconds.

A two-up sprint that starts from far out, I know that. Every Sunday, on the ride that leaves at twenty past nine, there is the Lasne sign on the way home. Nobody mentions it at the start, nobody prepares for it, and at eight hundred metres there is always Jean-Marc going. Too early. I let him go, I am distanced, I come back. Or I do not, it depends on the wind, which I get as a headwind both ways.

The difference is the photo finish. We do not have one. We have Jean-Marc, who says he won, and me, who says we can talk about it. We talk until the café, then at the café, then in the car park. Three weeks ago we tried with a colleague’s phone propped on the wall. We saw a hedge and half a front wheel. Whose wheel, nobody knows.

One thing I take from Sunday: there is a race where two men finish in the same time and somebody still makes the call. It is the last title Remco was missing, the European road championship. Tenth gold medal in an international championship, Games included. Me, I am still missing the Lasne sign, and I will not get it until the wall has a camera.

A phone on a wall is not a finish system. I note.

Myriam · the commissaire, fictional character

Take off Jean-Marc going too early, take off the hedge, take off the wind: then we can talk. At the café, we looked at the photo from Slovenia six times. Jean-Marc says it proves you have to go from far out.

It’s true, we checked: 7sur7.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Xavier est le seul à faire rire vraiment : le lecteur se reconnaît dans le sprint du panneau sans arbitre, et l'élite garde sa photo-finish intacte. Les trois autres sont propres mais restent tièdes. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Evenepoel bat Ciccone à la photo-finish, Sandrine pose la question de la pression

Remco Evenepoel est devenu champion d'Europe sur route dimanche en Slovénie, en battant Giulio Ciccone au sprint à deux, à la photo-finish. C'était le seul titre de champion qui manquait à son palmarès.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La question de la pression est un bon réflexe de mécano, mais elle s'étire en liste de pièces, et « quelques millimètres, ça se trouve » frôle l'idée que le vélo aurait fait le résultat.

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MyriamThe Commissaire

Evenepoel complète son palmarès à l’Euro, Myriam remplit la dernière case du formulaire

Remco Evenepoel, 26 ans, a remporté dimanche le championnat d'Europe en ligne en Slovénie, le seul titre de champion qui manquait à son palmarès. Il s'agit de sa dixième médaille d'or dans un championnat international, Jeux olympiques compris, et de la 80e victoire de sa carrière.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le dossier sans case vide et « pas octante, il y a des limites » font sourire, mais le PV recopie surtout le palmarès sans qu'un rituel déraille.

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RikThe Domestique

La Belgique reprend l’échappée à 82 km de l’Euro, Rik regarde ceux qui ont roulé devant

Remco Evenepoel a été sacré champion d'Europe dimanche en Slovénie, au sprint devant Giulio Ciccone. Plus tôt, une échappée de six coureurs, dont Luka Mezgec, avait été reprise à 82 kilomètres de l'arrivée sous l'impulsion de l'équipe belge.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le regard sur les équipiers qui ont roulé est tendre et juste, mais il manque de chute, et la jatte de café à Sencur ainsi que le « bureau » de l'arrière sont imaginés plutôt que tirés des faits.

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