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Sandrine Tas wins in Ede and leads the Eneco Tour, Xavier counts the second

Belgium’s Sandrine Tas (Lotto-Intermarché) won the sprint in the first road stage of the women’s Eneco Tour, Ede-Ede (79.5 km), ahead of Charlotte Kool and Barbara Guarischi. Fourth in the prologue, she takes the overall lead, one second ahead of Lieke Nooijen.

Alone in his garage between two bikes, Xavier holds a bike computer and studies a tablet propped against a floor pump, a coffee bowl at his feet.}

One second. I read the standings twice, on the tablet propped against the floor pump in the garage, between the second and the third bike. Sandrine Tas leads the Eneco Tour by one second over Lieke Nooijen, and by three over Charlotte Kool. One second, at my place, is the time it takes to unclip the phone from the handlebars and look at the computer.

The facts first. On Tuesday, in The Hague, Nooijen won the 3.1 km prologue and Tas took fourth. On Wednesday, over Ede-Ede, 79.5 km, Tas won the sprint ahead of Kool and Barbara Guarischi. A two-rider break, Fariba Hashimi and Talia Appleton, lasted until the final straight. The final straight. Me, when I get caught, it is usually at the first roundabout.

And then there is the detail I love: Sandrine Tas, 31, used to be a long-track speed skater. She takes her third UCI win in her first season at Lotto-Intermarché. I have never skated. I once crossed the square in Lasne in February on black ice, with the backpack, and I consider that a basis for discussion.

I am not saying I win the sprint in Ede. I am saying I have the second. My ride on Sunday left at twenty past nine, the meeting time said 9.19. Take away the second and what is left is a twenty-past-nine man, and a Belgian leading a Dutch race.

You rarely win a second at the front. You often lose it at the back, climbing up to the team car.

Rik · the domestique, fictional character

At the café we worked it out on a napkin: 79.5 kilometres is roughly our Sunday ride, minus the Brussels-Namur on the way home. We talked till noon over whether skating helps with accelerations. Nobody had ever skated. We ordered a second coffee.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A garde le fait exact et ramène l'écart d'une seconde à l'échelle du cyclo sans viser personne, et les coureuses citées peuvent le partager. B prend parti dans un incident de sprint, C invente une durée de course, et D reste tendre sans faire vraiment rire. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Charlotte Kool gênée vers les barrières à Ede, Sandrine regarde la largeur du cintre

Lors du sprint de la première étape en ligne de l'Eneco Tour féminin, remportée par Sandrine Tas, Barbara Guarischi a gêné Charlotte Kool. Selon WielerFlits, Kool, qui voulait passer par la gauche, a dû ralentir avant de la dépasser par la droite et termine deuxième.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'angle prend le parti de Kool contre Guarischi (« Je comprends »), si bien que SD Worx ne partage pas ; le cintre et la barrière restent techniques plutôt que drôles, et une coquille traîne (« Une prénom »).

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RikThe Domestique

Hashimi et Appleton reprises dans la dernière ligne droite d’Ede, Rik les a regardées

Fariba Hashimi (Vini Fantini) et Talia Appleton (Liv AlUla Jayco) ont mené une échappée à deux lors de la première étape en ligne de l'Eneco Tour féminin, Ede-Ede, reprise dans la dernière ligne droite. Sandrine Tas a gagné le sprint et pris la tête du général.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La tendresse pour l'échappée est réelle et la calculette du peloton fait mouche, mais le « Chez nous, on partait » frôle la comparaison d'époque, et il manque une vraie chute.

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