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Giro 2027 goes Mortirolo, Gavia, Mortirolo again, and Rik already opens the office

The 2027 Giro has seven summit finishes, including a queen stage from Sondrio over the Mortirolo, the Gavia, the Mortirolo again and Aprica, with 4,500 metres of climbing. According to 7sur7, Remco Evenepoel should aim for the Tour instead.

Rik at a desk set up on a mountain hairpin, stopwatch in hand, calculator and bottles in front of him, a pink flag behind.

They presented the 2027 Giro route on Tuesday, and on television they talked about the leaders, who is coming, who is not. According to 7sur7, Remco Evenepoel would rather pick the Tour, and Ralph Denk is not in favour of doing both back to back. According to HLN, Davide Piganzoli would lead Visma. At the front, I couldn’t tell you. I looked at stage sixteen.

Start in Sondrio. The Mortirolo, the Gavia, the Mortirolo again, then Aprica. 4,500 metres of climbing. I read it slowly, on Sporza (the Flemish public broadcaster), looking for where the gruppetto will form. On the first Mortirolo, I think. Maybe before, over a coffee at the start, if people know each other well.

They call it the gruppetto, but it’s an office. That day the office will have work to do: someone will have the time-cut percentage, someone will have the watch, and someone will have to remember that you climb the Mortirolo twice, so nobody celebrates the descent too early. In our team, there was always a lad who thought it was over. He found out at the foot of the next one.

And then there is stage fifteen, the time trial from Monza to Milan, 37.3 kilometres, wedged between two big mountain days. For the office, a time trial is a day when everyone is alone with their watch. Nobody to share the sum with.

The day before Rome, the Zoncolan, 10.1 kilometres at 11.9%. Then nine flat laps in Rome. On the last day the office closes and everybody arrives together. It is the only day the camera sees us in the same frame as the pink jersey.

Six months to go. There is time to plan the bidons. De koers, the race, as they say in Flanders, starts there.

It’s true, we checked: 7sur7.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Rik et Myriam tiennent tous deux le fait et le ton ; Rik ajoute la tendresse du bureau et passe devant Myriam, qui vient de publier. Xavier et Sandrine ont de bonnes lignes mais des chutes faibles ou des écarts de fait. »

XavierThe Sunday Rider

Le Giro 2027 dévoile sept arrivées au sommet, Xavier compte ses kilomètres de chrono

Le parcours du Giro 2027, 110e édition, a été dévoilé mardi : départ de Trieste le 8 mai, sept arrivées au sommet et un seul chrono plat de 37,3 kilomètres. Selon 7sur7, Remco Evenepoel devrait plutôt viser le Tour de France, qui compte 71 kilomètres de chrono.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le kilomètre deux jusqu'à la boulangerie fait sourire, mais « un homme qui compte ses kilomètres de chrono » prête à Evenepoel un motif absent du noyau, et Lasne avec le feu rouge d'Audenarde brouille la géographie.

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SandrineThe Mechanic

Un seul chrono plat au Giro 2027, Sandrine range le vélo de contre-la-montre

Le Giro 2027, dévoilé mardi, ne compte qu'un contre-la-montre plat de 37,3 kilomètres, entre Monza et Milan, et un chrono semi-montagneux de 19,6 kilomètres. Selon 7sur7, Remco Evenepoel devrait privilégier le Tour de France.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Les deux vélos et le « lequel tu prends » pour Campo di Giove sont justes, mais la chute du prolongateur dépoussiéré contredit le titre où elle le range, et tombe à plat.

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MyriamThe Commissaire

Le Giro 2027 part de Trieste en passant par la Slovénie, Myriam vérifie la ligne

Le Giro 2027 partira de Trieste le 8 mai : la première moitié de la première étape se courra en Slovénie, la deuxième entièrement, de Ljubljana à Koper. La course finira à Rome sur un circuit de neuf tours plats.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Ce sont deux colonnes » et « je ne note que les inscriptions » font de la rumeur un gag de métier, froid et exact.

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