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Widar wins the Tour de Guangxi at 20, Myriam logs the third Belgian in the register

Jarno Widar (Lotto-Intermarché) won the final stage and the general classification of the Tour de Guangxi, ahead of Tom Pidcock (9 seconds) and Louis Barré (16 seconds). He becomes the third Belgian to win the race, after Tim Wellens in 2017 and Lennert Van Eetvelt in 2024.

Myriam at her municipal desk writes a third line in a ledger with a ballpoint pen, a stamp beside it, with a tab reading '3e Belge'.

I observe. Stage six, the last one, 165.8 kilometres from Yizhou, finish at the top of Nongla, 3.1 kilometres at 7.2%. First, Jarno Widar. Second, Tom Pidcock, at six seconds. Third, Louis Barré, at ten seconds. The classification is established. There is nothing else to establish.

Firstly. Final general classification: Widar ahead of Pidcock by nine seconds, ahead of Barré by sixteen. Maxim Van Gils, tenth at thirty-three seconds. The gaps are read in order. I have read them again in order.

Secondly. The register of winners. Paul Double, British, leaves the box. Widar enters it. I also keep, in my folder, a column headed “Belgians, Tour de Guangxi”. Tim Wellens, 2017. Lennert Van Eetvelt, 2024. I add a third line. I write it in biro, neatly, as at the town hall when someone comes for an identity card and everything is in order.

Thirdly. On 6 October, Trois vallées varésines, first victory, already ahead of Tom Pidcock. I note the recurrence: Widar in front, Pidcock behind. I do not comment on the recurrence. The rulebook does not know recurrence. It knows the line.

These are his first two WorldTour victories, and they close his first season as a professional. I note that a season is closed like a financial year. Opening, movements, closing. This one is closed.

What I do not note: age set against a record, the words television may have used, the temptation, very Belgian, to open another register than mine. That register has no article.

Verdict: compliant.

It’s true, we checked: RTBF Sport.

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