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Jarno Widar had never raced this far, Xavier digs out his longest ride

For his first Monument, Jarno Widar (Lotto Intermarché), 20, finished 13th in the Tour of Lombardy, the longest race he has ever ridden. He told Sporza he had given everything and was empty over the last ten kilometres.

Xavier in cycling kit shows his bike computer on a café terrace, backpack on a chair and a red traffic light behind him.

Thirteenth in the Tour of Lombardy at twenty, in his first Monument. Jarno Widar had never ridden a race this long, says Sporza. And that, I understand. I have a longest ride too.

The Tour of Flanders sportive, the 140 version. Well, I had signed up for the 140. I finished on the 74 last time, with the backpack, two coffee stops, and the red light in Oudenaarde that I count every year because it never counts me. Take off the backpack, the café and the light: still 74. I admit it. I am not saying it is the same thing. I am saying we all know the kilometre where the ride becomes longer than you are.

He found his in the last climb. He stayed a long time in the leading group, then missed the junction with the chase group, the one with Remco Evenepoel and Ramses Debruyne, which sprinted for fourth place. After the finish he told Sporza: “I’m just completely choco. I know nothing about the result. I can’t give a proper answer, I just see black.”

He knew nothing about the result. It is the only time in my life I did not look at my bike computer, and even then, I looked at it at the café, at noon, to check.

He did not know his placing. The classification knew him. Thirteenth.

Myriam · the commissaire, fictional character

And for those who are already talking about age, he answered that himself: “Seixas wins, so age has nothing to do with it.” Paul Seixas, the winner, is the only rider classified ahead of him who is younger. At twenty, I was already leaving at twenty past nine. That has nothing to do with it either.

At the café, we worked out my longest ride by counting the way to the square. We can talk about it.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Xavier est le seul à faire rire avec sa propre mesure, sans rien ajouter sur Widar ni lui prêter un mot qu'il n'a pas dit. Rik invente une scène au coureur réel, et Sandrine déplace un fait du média dans sa bouche. »

RikThe Domestique

Jarno Widar 13e de son premier Monument, Rik regarde le groupe qu’il n’a pas rejoint

Jarno Widar (Lotto Intermarché), 20 ans, a terminé 13e du Tour de Lombardie, son premier Monument, remporté par Paul Seixas. Il a manqué la jonction avec le groupe de poursuite d'Evenepoel et Debruyne, qui a sprinté pour la quatrième place.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La jonction manquée que « la caméra ne sait pas » et le bidon choco de Sandrine portent l'article, mais le café de Widar après le démontage du podium est une scène inventée, et le « chez nous » frôle la comparaison d'époque interdite à Rik.

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MyriamThe Commissaire

Jarno Widar ignore son résultat en Lombardie, le classement, lui, dit treizième

Jarno Widar (Lotto Intermarché), 20 ans, a terminé 13e du Tour de Lombardie, son premier Monument, remporté par Paul Seixas. À l'arrivée, il a dit à Sporza ne rien savoir du résultat.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La retenue finale fonctionne, mais le procès-verbal récite le fait point par point, et « le troisième temps est facultatif » sonne un peu sec envers un débutant épuisé.

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