The news that derails a little

Vanthourenhout promises to be at the cross races often, Rik keeps him a seat at the café

Sven Vanthourenhout runs the new small cyclocross team of Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe, built around the progress of young riders. The former cross rider says he will often be at the races to support the youngsters, with Gianni Vermeersch as mentor among the pros.

Rik sits alone at a café table with a reserved chair beside him, while outside a cyclocross team tent is being folded away.

Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe is launching a small cyclocross team, and what we will see on television is the race, the jersey, maybe a podium. What we will not see is what Sven Vanthourenhout told Sporza: that he is meant to support the young riders and will therefore often be present at the cross races. Often present. That is the sentence I am keeping.

Because at the back, I can tell you, the one who matters is not the sports director shouting down the radio but the one standing in the car park at seven in the morning, when it is freezing and the van will not start. He was a cyclocross rider himself, Vanthourenhout. He knows cross happens as much around the tent as on the circuit. Nobody ever filmed the tent.

The team is not aiming to win the big races. The project belongs to the development structure, and the focus is on four young riders, with Gianni Vermeersch as mentor among the pros. A mentor, with us, was called the old hand. The one who showed you how high to hold out a bidon, and only told you once. What Vermeersch will do, I couldn’t tell you. I know what it is to have someone ahead of you who knows.

Vanthourenhout also says he reminds the young riders, who are 16 or 17, that they still have a long way to go. That is true for everyone. Me, a hundred and twelfth in the Ronde (the Tour of Flanders), inside the time limit, it took me two and a half seasons to work out where the car parked.

If he is there that often, he can bring a second garden hose.

Sandrine · the mechanic, fictional character

So, if Vanthourenhout ever passes through a cross race near Ronse, there will be a coffee waiting for him at the café once the tent is folded. De koers, the race, as they say in Flanders, will have finished long before. He will still be there.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Rik tient la seule dépêche où l'humour vient d'une phrase réelle (« souvent présent ») ramenée au parking et au café, sans nommer un junior et avec une chute qui tient. Xavier avait le meilleur gag, gâché par une fuite de vocabulaire technique et une phrase bancale. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe monte une équipe de cross, Sandrine demande qui tient le tuyau

Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe lance cette saison une petite équipe de cyclo-cross rattachée à sa structure de développement, sous la direction de Sven Vanthourenhout. Gianni Vermeersch y est le mentor chez les pros, et quatre juniors courent sous le nom « Grenke – Auto Eder ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La « bonne structure » ramenée au pied d'atelier et au tuyau est juste, mais le gag reste attendu et la chute « Ça va ? » tombe à plat.

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MyriamThe Commissaire

Les juniors de Red Bull courent sous « Grenke – Auto Eder », Myriam vérifie le tiret

Les quatre juniors engagés par Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe pour sa nouvelle équipe de cyclo-cross courent sous le nom « Grenke – Auto Eder ». Le projet relève de la structure de développement de l'équipe, dirigée sur les cross par Sven Vanthourenhout.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le tiret et « le règlement mesure un circuit, en tours » sont du bon Myriam froid ; mais le PV en cinq points s'étire et rit peu après le deuxième.

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XavierThe Sunday Rider

Red Bull-Bora veut jouer dans plusieurs disciplines, Xavier compte ses vélos au garage

Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe lance une petite équipe de cyclo-cross au sein de sa structure de développement. Sven Vanthourenhout, qui la dirige, dit vouloir montrer que l'équipe est prête à jouer dans plusieurs disciplines, avec un projet pensé sur le long terme.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le garage à quatre vélos et « prêt à acheter dans plusieurs disciplines » fait rire, mais « le noyau de la saison » trahit la cuisine de rédaction et le paragraphe d'Overijse est incompréhensible.

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