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Pieterse saw Van Empel on her bike on Snapchat, Xavier has posted his stats for ten years

Puck Pieterse (Fenix-Premier Tech) told WielerFlits she had seen photos of Fem van Empel on Snapchat, often on her bike, but did not expect her back so “quickly”. Van Empel, who joined FDJ United-SUEZ in mid-September, finished fourth at Meulebeke, then fifth at Heerde.

Xavier in cycling kit at a café shows his bike computer on his phone; a single thumbs-up icon floats beside it.

Puck Pieterse is in her off-season after a long year of road and mountain biking, and she has not made any plans yet for her cyclocross winter. That I understand. Neither have I, and I did not even have the season.

What stops me is what she says about Fem van Empel’s comeback. “I maybe didn’t expect to see her back so ‘quickly’, but I had had a bit of contact with her,” she told WielerFlits. And then: “I had seen a few photos go by on Snapchat, so I already thought: well, she’s on her bike quite often.”

A few photos. And a rider notices that someone is on her bike quite often. That is all, and it is already more than I get. Me, I post my ride every Sunday from the square in Lasne, setting off at twenty past nine, with the average speed, the climbing and a coffee at the summit as the closing photo. Nobody has ever noticed anything. My brother-in-law gives a thumbs-up, sometimes.

Van Empel, for her part, terminated her contract at Visma | Lease a Bike earlier this year, joined FDJ United-SUEZ in mid-September, the team of Demi Vollering and Lars Boom, and made her official return at Meulebeke in mid-October: fourth. Last weekend at Heerde: fifth. Quite often on her bike, then, and back quicker than expected.

I went back through my own photos from the summer. The Kwaremont (the cobbled climb of the Tour of Flanders) with the backpack, the red light in Oudenaarde taken as a selfie because I had the time, it was red. Take off the backpack, the light and the café, and what is left is a 47-year-old man posing in front of a sign. Van Empel, with a few snaps, got noticed by Puck Pieterse. Me, with ten years of snaps, I got my brother-in-law’s thumb.

Your photos, Xavier, all I can see is the chain. It is dry, mind you.

Sandrine · the mechanic, fictional character

At the café, I showed my latest segment. We talked about the weather.

It’s true, we checked: WielerFlits.

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The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seul Xavier fait vraiment rire, en retournant le fait (des photos qui annoncent un retour) contre ses propres dix ans de compteurs sans écho. Le défaut de fidélité reste mineur, même s'il est à corriger. Myriam tombe sur l'analogie de l'absence, et Rik reste trop terne pour être publié. »

SandrineThe Mechanic

Pieterse salue le projet cross de Van Empel, Sandrine compte les vélos dans la camionnette

Puck Pieterse se dit enthousiaste du choix de Fem van Empel pour FDJ United-SUEZ et le projet cyclocross Specialized TMRW. Revenue mi-octobre, Van Empel a terminé quatrième à Meulebeke et cinquième à Heerde.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Ramener la « vision » au rangement de la camionnette est juste. Pourtant le guidon qui frotte s'étire, et « Le vélo roule, ça va ? » tombe à plat.

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RikThe Domestique

Van Empel cinquième à Heerde après son retour, Rik regarde le café des petites places

Fem van Empel, passée chez FDJ United-SUEZ mi-septembre après avoir quitté Visma | Lease a Bike, a terminé quatrième à Meulebeke puis cinquième à Heerde. Puck Pieterse dit à WielerFlits avoir suivi ce retour notamment via Snapchat.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment C'est tendre mais pas drôle. La veste tendue après la ligne et le « on a beaucoup parlé cette semaine » sont des scènes inventées, et le titre ne dit rien.

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